Sup. This is Tiki, your straight up relationship/dating/sex/love advice expert and wise counselor. I have given more advice than Santa and have brought more people together than Amtrak. It started when I was five years old and got my ignorant stepfather and mother back together when no one else could. Don't ask. I do this advice thing because all of my psychology/psychotherapy and relationship-related training in those fields makes me feel like doing it. Each one teach one. No more, no less. Besides the degrees, I have street smarts and common sense. I've been through some s**t. No degree in the world can be traded for street smarts, common sense and experience, which are all often missing from stiff shirts with degrees. I have no tolerance for the overly prim and proper (those who look down on others as nothing) and I don't wear stiff shirts. In fact, I depise clothing. Seriously. If I wouldn't get arrested for lewd conduct, I would walk around a** naked most of the time.
I have many friends. Many, many friends. Some are intelligent friends with all kinds of degrees and others are super-intelligent streetwise friends with more common sense than most. I love helping people as long as they keep it real with me. I don't care if you are Black, White, Asian, Latino, purple, pink, gay, straight or undecided. If I left your category out, don't be salty. You get the point. We all have problems that need discussion. Let's get down with that. I will keep it real with you when you ask your questions. Return the favor so I can help you. However, I must warn you. If you DO NOT want to hear the truth DO NOT ask me the question! I say what's on my mind and I will not bite my tongue for anybody. Fuggedaboutit! I do what I do out of love. Try me. You'll love me.
You are going to see new and different things on this site all the time. If there is something you want posted/advertised here, let me know. We'll discuss. Come back and visit as many times as you like. As the site grows, it will only improve.
DO know that whatever you send me that I choose to publish on this site will remain noted with initials only...or as anonymous--depending on how I feel it should go down. I don't list cities and states for safety purposes. Some folks are in abusive relationships and need the confidentiality. If you confide in me with a question and absolutely DO NOT wish to be featured--please be specific in your e-mail about this fact. I am not a d**n mind-reader or a fortune-teller or Jessica Alba in "The Eye" movie that has dreams of what is about to occur. I cannot pull unspoken "I-don't-want-to-be-featured-on-your-site" requests out of your mind and will not try. Just tell me. It's much easier.
Want your questions to be featured? Sure you do. Everybody does. However, if you ask some stupid s**t, then we can't feature you. Let me be clear. This site is for real people who need real advice, suggestions, etc. My associates and I don't have time to fart around with spam and insanely horny perverts who get off on wasting the valuable time of others. We are not a porn service, dating web portal or perv station hookup. There are plenty of sites on the web for all that. Go stick it in or rub it on an electric wall somewhere and leave us the h**l alone.
But....if you're real and you need me, I'm here. I do believe I can help you out. I will make this very simple for you. This is what you are going to do. If you've got a question or comment, simply CLICK BELOW on the "Ask Tiki" link and ask away. If I feel your content is noteworthy to be featured, you will see it appear.
Ready to begin? Let's do it.
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Disclaimer: I absolutely will not be responsible for any adverse actions or reactions you experience, encounter or cause based on advice you may or may not receive from me or my associates on this site. If you do something stupid, that is on you. Example: Girl A asks what she should do about her cheating boyfriend's girl who keeps trying to fight her. I tell Girl A to lay that chick out. After all...how the h**l that chick going to be salty about a man that don't belong to her? Girl A goes and lays that chick out. Mows her down. The chick's parents and peeps says it's MY fault for supplying the advice. Fuggedaboutit! I didn't touch that chick! SHE did. Go pick up Girl A.
Just kidding, you know...but you get the point....
